Hey loves! this is my blog, this is me. i post whatever i feel is worthy of reblogging. you guys are my favorite and i love following you
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
This is literally my most favorite video on the internet
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE
josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am
how to be an adult
im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard
is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
when that person u hate gets caught for doing something stupid