Hey loves! this is my blog, this is me. i post whatever i feel is worthy of reblogging. you guys are my favorite and i love following you
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
Lana’s reaction omg
You fffffucking didn’t
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao
This Kid Is Going Places
Me as a father.
god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool