May 2013
clintofbartonia:
thejohnlockgames:
iwillalwaysfindyousnow:
onceuponatimeinerebor:
consultingsuperhusbands:
jashingirl:
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
for-the-love-of-scarves:
a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:
p0isone:
I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
Amen.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi...
homurica:
urbancatfitters:
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
the circle of life
vvierd:
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
...
angelshavethephonebox:
richard-sp8-jr:
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Yes.
Good.
You go, boy.
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
brassmama:
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me: